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Geezer Gimmicks
Old Geezer Gimmicks:
This is really intended for those over 60; but you can use them as you get older.
1. Always carry your car keys in the same pocket. It helps you KNOW where they are when you go to drive?
2. Always park in the same spot when you go to WalMart or Cracker Barrel, church or any other place where you need to park on a regular basis. You don't have to think, "Where'd I park???"
3. Hang the car keys on a hook each time you enter the house!
4. Put objects that you need to "take with", smack dab in the middle of the door so you will almost trip over them...so you don't forget to take them!
5. Smile and ask people their name if you can't remember them. It'as better than being embarrased as the conversation progresses.
6. Always return the toilet seat to lower position when you leave the bathroom.
7. When you take your nap, always put eyeglasses in the same place!
8. Treat your wife (husband) like a queen (king) and you will be treated like royalty! It works!
9. Don't take yourself too seriously. Most folks are just waiting for you to shut up so they can tell their story.
10.Try to learn something new. Memorize scripture. Take a class in something you've always wanted to do but never gotten around to it.
11. Leave a record for your children/grand children. Even if it's with a pencil and a piece of paper. Write as much as you can think of about your parents and grandparents. You may be the only link they have to their past!
12. Write things down for yourself. There's a lot more I could add to this page but I didn't write it down and it's gone! (Probably come back tonight at midnight!)
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