Cactus Club
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Knock-knocks, jokes, riddles and URL's
Clean Cute stories Dale Hayes suggested we add "Knock-knocks" like we had on the original Cactus Club. To be truthful I don't remember them...but we can add cute stories and URLs as kickers. If you have any "Knock-knocks" (that are family oriented) send them to me at dick.cactus@gmail.com and I'll be happy to post them here. Thanks Dale! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gil sent this URL: http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Then there's the story of the little girl that came up to the preacher who was shaking hands at the door as the congregation left. She said, "Preacher, when I grow up I'm going to give you a lot of money!" Preacher was impressed and puffed...he asked, "Why?" Little girl answered, "Cause Momma says you are the poorest preacher our church has ever had!" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From Marilyn, but I can't include the cute graphics that come with it! :-( To My On-line Friends Well here is the cure ... just smile and say... Dear Lord ... I know you're watching over me And I'm feeling truly blessed For no matter what I pray for You always know what's best! I have this circle of E-mail friends, Who mean the world to me; Some days I "send" and "send," At other times, I let them be. I am so blessed to have these friends, With whom I've grown so close; So this little poem I dedicate to them, Because to me they are the "Most"! When I see each name download, And view the message they've sent; I know they've thought of me that day, And "well wishes" were their intent. So to you, my friends, I would like to say, ! Thank you for being a part; Of all my daily contacts, This comes right from my heart. God bless you! is my prayer today, I'm honored to call you "friend"; I pray the Lord will keep you safe, Until we write again. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ There's the story about Alice who's Mom was having a big dinner party. Alice asked if she could say the blessing that night. Mom agreed. Alice asked, "What shall I say?" Mom said, "Oh you've heard me pray many times...just repeat what I would say" Came the meal. Mom said, "Before we sit down, Alice is going to say Grace". Alice very solmnely bowed her head and prayed, "Dear Lord, why did I ever ask this many people over here tonight?" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From Dale: Knock-Knock Who's There? Goat Goat who? Goat to the door and find out! |
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